For nearly three weeks in a row items of my underwear have gone missing from my washing line….
Always the black silky items, always panties…..
The surveillance camera at the side of the house had not picked up anything unusual so I decided to angle it in a different direction and wait ….
Last night I decided to take some time to go through the recorded footage and at about 11.55 pm the night before last a shadowy figure could be seen climbing over the fence about half way down my garden.
The figure then proceeded to crouch down on haunches and run up to the washing line. He clearly knew where he was going and what he was aiming for in the dark.He started to sift through the hanging garments on the washing line which, quite honestly were difficult to identify as it was so dark, but he seemed to see something that took his fancy and he pulled it from the line and thrust it into his heavy black jacket pocket and shot off back to his earlier entry point half way down the garden.
Mmmmmm…a panty thief! An accomplished one at that! And I damn well know who it is……….
Earlier in the year winds had taken some of the wooden fence panels down to the rear of the property and a neighbour had called around to ask if he could have access via my garden to fix it, as his garden backed on to mine.
As one does, I had struck up a polite conversation ,but, throughout our chat I had noticed he was talking to my breasts- not my face, and he seemed rather obsessed with my skin tight leather trousers that I was wearing. Before leaving he insisted on taking my telephone number so he could call me to let me know when he intended fixing the fence, I think I probably still had his number…..
I did!
I’ve just got off the phone after confronting him about the CCTV footage and he is coming around in half an hour…..I’ll keep you posted..this could be very very entertaining!
