The patient stood nervously in front of me, the bright lights directly above him only highlighting his demise from the world he left behind the medical room door. He began to fidget nervously with his blue inspection gown ,trying to pull it lower and cover his rather swollen cock that was trying to push out from underneath.
Lowering my glasses, and completely aware of his embarrassing situation, I peered sternly and directly at my patient-“Mr James-please keep still otherwise I will put you in a strait jacket and tie up whatever may be distracting you!” I continued with my preparation, oblivious to the new emotion of impending fear, I had just created with my semi joking comment to Mr James. He stopped fiddling with the gown and just stood in front of me like a scolded boy.His hands were behind his back and the hospital gown had nothing to weight it down.The flimsy material curled up and over the protrusion that was growing between his legs-poor Mr James-how humiliating-a grown man stood half naked with an erection in front of a very sexy nurse-about to have a full examination for penile and prostate anomalies.
By the time I was ready to have the patient on the bed Mr James had started to breathe rather heavily and beads of glistening sweat had formed on his forehead.
“ Mr James, what is the problem? We are only going to be doing a penile examination and anal probe. It is a safe , simple, necessary inspection for a man of your age-nothing to get worried about!.”
“But you said you would put me in a strait jacket Nurse C, and I didn’t expect that”
“ Joking ,Mr James –simply Joking” I said laughing at him.” Now hop up on my bed and we will slip a rubber mask over you with some medicine in that will make you feel a lot calmer….”I helped him up on the bed and started to get a mask and pipe ready.
“A mask nurse? I’ve never worn a mask before? Do I really need it?” Mr James was so nervous he had almost regressed to school boy behaviour, stammering and stuttering as he lay on the medical bed, his erection on full display.
“ Of course we need it-let me slip it over your head, all you have to do is close your eyes, let go, relax, breathe deeply and slowly and let me do the rest.” I slipped the latex re breathing mask over Mr James head and attached it to an industrial pipe that linked to a small glass bulb with a liquid inside.
As Mr James breathed in the liquid began to evaporate and the patient became heavy, calm and relaxed.
I decided to put some straps across the patient’s body and legs to secure him to the bed . He was so relaxed I could do almost anything with him and had no resistance from him.
I started to prepare the urethral sounds, electrical device and suction pumps so I could test for penile dysfunction. On another medical trolley I set up various devices for a full prostate examination.
I gently bent over to my masked patient , my lips next to his enclosed ear. ”Mr James, I am going to start our penile examination , followed by a prostate examination, are you happy for me to start?”
The restrained masked patient muttered a very relaxed yes and Nurse C raised his hospital gown further up to fully expose his genitals. Reaching for her medical examination gloves she slipped them on and began to lubricate the penis, testicle and anus in preparation for the examination…..
